Merry Christmas Assholes
Merry Christmas Assholes
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Choose a color mix for the border, glitter, bead and bow - or leave it blank and we’ll coordinate everything for you.
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✨ Handmade just for you - colors and decorations may vary slightly from the mockup. Please note: We cannot alter, edit, or customize the digital design itself.
Pickup available at Hanover, PA
Usually ready in 5+ days
Not sure which scent to choose? Pick Surprise Me! If it’s a gift, tell us about them below and Stephy will choose for you.
Holiday greetings from your least filtered friend.
A pink-clad Santa with an unmistakable hand gesture delivers a Christmas message with absolutely no sugarcoating.
Why You’ll Love It
- Pink Santa gives the rude holiday joke a playful look
- Blunt wording suits a very specific sense of humor
- A funny gift for the friend who never edits themselves
- Teal lettering adds a cheerful contrast to the attitude
About Your Freshie: Handmade with premium aroma beads. Lasts approximately 3–6 weeks depending on temperature and airflow. Every freshie is made to order.
⚠️ Care: Hang immediately. Do not lay on dashboards or other surfaces, as fragrance oils may cause damage.