Western coffee design that says I Pretend Coffee Helps But I'm Still a Bitch.

I Pretend Coffee Helps

😊 Happy Place (Fruity • Soft • Relaxing) – Pink Sands Type / Decorated
$15.00
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Western coffee design that says I Pretend Coffee Helps But I'm Still a Bitch.

I Pretend Coffee Helps

$15.00
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Tell us your preferred color, favorite colors, or theme. We’ll coordinate the aroma beads, glitter, bead, bow, and freshie colors to complement your design.

I Pretend Coffee Helps is for the woman who gives caffeine a fair chance every morning and remains exactly who she is.

Why You'll Love It:

  • Funny coffee-and-attitude humor
  • Western-inspired drink design
  • Handmade and made to order
  • Easy gift for the unapologetic coffee lover

About Your Freshie: Handmade with premium aroma beads. Lasts approximately 3–6 weeks depending on temperature and airflow. Every freshie is made to order.

Care: Hang immediately. Do not lay on dashboards or other surfaces, as fragrance oils may cause damage.

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