Handmade freshies that smell good and match personalities.
I Pretend Coffee Helps Freshie – Funny Sassy Coffee Car Air Freshener
I Pretend Coffee Helps Freshie – Funny Sassy Coffee Car Air Freshener
🖐 Handmade freshies crafted with hand-scented aroma beads with premium fragrance oils for bold, long-lasting scent.
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Bold. Honest. Zero pretending.
This handmade freshie features patterned “COFFEE” lettering and a fun iced cup design with the phrase: “I Pretend Coffee Helps… But I’m Still a…” (you know the rest 😉)
It’s sarcastic humor for the woman who owns her personality instead of apologizing for it.
Perfect for:
The strong personality friend, The girl who says what everyone else is thinking, The caffeine queen who doesn’t do fake sweet.
Because sometimes coffee helps…
and sometimes you’re just unapologetically you.
Scent Pairings
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Mahogany Teakwood – confident, grounded, bold.
- Galactic Skies – clean, deep, captivating. Cool edge energy.
- All Freshies Are Crafted To Order
- Long-Lasting Scent (3-6 weeks)
- Freshies 4 Fundraising
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Handmade Disclaimer ♡ Please Read
Every freshie is handmade just for you when you order, so the freshie circle, bead colors and bows might be different each time - that’s how I sneak in some extra personality and make each one feel special! 😊
TAT: Please allow 3-7 business days for creation.